Sophie~Mom, when is my sister coming?
Me~You don't have a sister.
Sophie~The baby one that's coming in your tummy.
Me~Uhhhh, watch you talking about Willis?
Sophie~My sister who is going to come to my house after this year.
Me~Starting to panic and rummage through cupboards for stray pregnancy test.
Me~Call Cara...uhh you wanna stop at the store before you meet me at McDonald's?
Cara~ Arrives at the play space and promptly tells me to go in the bathroom and pee on it.
Me~ All engines a go, we are clear. Pheeeewww!
This same scenario is repeated probably 3 times. You know the whole kids have a sense about these things.
Today in church Sophie is sitting on my lap.
Mom~When did you say that sister is coming?
Me~We are going to be down one sister in this family if you don't knock it off. I can't afford to have you keep having false revelation for me. Those sticks you pee on are expensive you know.
I am so OK with 2 kids and Sophie is not letting it go.
This just made me laugh...oh if this was life~
Who wants to tell her she will not look like that when she is done. Those abs and KZ's will never be the same.
3 comments:
no seriously, when did you become so funny? also, kz's? mormon term? better teach me.
No, you nut! It's KAZOOMBAS or KZ's for short.
AL, you kill me!!!! I think Sophie needs a little sister! (Maybe when she's old enough to babysit, right?)
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